i've always known that i'm weird, but it's funny 2 see it in writing! and I WROTE IT!! haha.
anyway, who cares if i'm weird. i like being different!!!
this is off-topic, but it's funny how i am at once both IMPATIENT and patient. how could that be.... i guess i'm calm a lot, but a lot of the times i also go crazy when my time is wasted.
some ppl talk too much about nothing. after a while of my thoughts drifting off somewhere and not really listening 2 them, i'm thinking "ARE YOU STILL TALKING???" and they are. sigh!
[At Jerry's. Kramer comes in Jerry is on the couch.]
KRAMER: Hey! Did you hear the bank on the corner is offering a 100 dollars if you go in there and they don't greet you with a hello?
JERRY: Uh! Really .That's nice.
KRAMER: Now what's with you?
JERRY: I think I'm in love.
KRAMER: Oh. Come on.
JERRY: No it's true. This woman saved my life. I was crossing the street .I was almost hit by a car...and then we talked and.......the whole thing just seemed like a dream.
KRAMER: If a guy saved your life you'd be in love with him too.
JERRY: No, no this woman is different , she's incredible. she's just like me. She talks like me, she acts like me. She even ordered cereal at a restaurant. We even have the same initials. Wait a minute, I just realised what's going on.
KRAMER: What?
JERRY: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years......myself! (Kramer is speechless) I've been waiting for me to come along and now I 've swept myself off my feet.
KRAMER: You stop it man.. you're FREAKING ME OUT!!!
[........]
[Back to Jerry's, Kramer comes in..]
KRAMER: Hey!! Frank just called me. Congratulations.
JERRY: Thanks , thanks
KRAMER: Look I'm sorry about before....I mean I'm sure I'll learn to like her, Jerry
JERRY: Yeah , yeah .
KRAMER: C'mon , c'mon what's the matter?
JERRY: I think I may have made a big mistake.
KRAMER: Oh! Come on.
JERRY: All of a sudden it hit me, I realized what the problem is; I can't be with someone like me.. I hate myself!! If anything I need to get the exact opposite of me....It's too much. It's too Much I can't take it ...I can't take it!!!